humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

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Honestly, at the end of the day if you can’t go to bed content with the way things are then you need to get up and fix it before you sleep. Period.

My parents every time I try to cry myself to sleep. (via psych-facts)
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bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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You tell him “Sorry baby I love you can we please get back together” and he doesn’t even answer your message he doesn’t acknowledge your existence.


He tells you “Sorry baby I love you lets get back together” and within a nanosecond your blood is interlaced with happiness and you say “yes… I love you.”

Alexa Evangelista (via vodkakilledtheteens)
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quentintortellini:

sarahxxsinclair:

biglittleprincess:

Shout out to all of the brown girls whose first time shaving wasn’t a joyful step into womanhood, but an occasion marked by the shame and grief of coming home from school and begging your mom to let you do it because the kids at school wouldn’t stop pointing and laughing

I keep reading these and it’s not just brown girls that have these issues and it irritates me

also maybe its because your blond ass hair is hardly noticeable??

I don’t have blonde ass hair. I have thick, dark brown hair but I’m white therefore I couldn’t possibly have been bullied for this and I apologise. I should have checked my privilege

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